Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly — It's Not an Explosion, It's Data Tee
Black / S
$32.00
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When a rocket comes apart in a giant fireball on landing, the internet calls it an explosion. The engineers call it a "rapid unscheduled disassembly" — and they mean it. Every failure is a data point. Every crater is a lesson. This is how you actually build a rocket that works: you blow up a lot of rockets that don't, on purpose, and you learn from every single one.
Presented here as a proper exploded-view field diagram, because if you're going to disassemble rapidly and without a schedule, you might as well label the parts.
For the people who cheer at the fireball because they know what it means.
- Premium heavyweight cotton
- Front print — bold blueprint schematic
- Unisex fit
- Original technical illustration, generic hardware (no company's rocket)
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly — It's Not an Explosion, It's Data Tee
$32.00
Presented here as a proper exploded-view field diagram, because if you're going to disassemble rapidly and without a schedule, you might as well label the parts.
For the people who cheer at the fireball because they know what it means.
- Premium heavyweight cotton
- Front print — bold blueprint schematic
- Unisex fit
- Original technical illustration, generic hardware (no company's rocket)
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |