In Space, You Put Your Pants On Two Legs at a Time — Tee
Black / M
$32.00
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On Earth, "one leg at a time" is how we remind each other that nobody's better than anyone else. In orbit, the saying breaks down completely. Floating in microgravity, astronauts routinely pull both legs in at once — the pants just hang there in the air, waiting, and you drift down into them like it's nothing.
This is one of those facts that sounds made up until you watch the footage. Then it's the funniest true thing you'll learn all week.
Printed heavy and clean on premium cotton. Front print. A quiet flex for anyone who's spent real time thinking about how daily life actually works up there.
• Premium heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed softness
• Front print, built for dark colors
• Unisex fit — size up for a relaxed drape
• Designed and drawn in-house. No borrowed logos, no AI clip-art.
In Space, You Put Your Pants On Two Legs at a Time — Tee
$32.00
This is one of those facts that sounds made up until you watch the footage. Then it's the funniest true thing you'll learn all week.
Printed heavy and clean on premium cotton. Front print. A quiet flex for anyone who's spent real time thinking about how daily life actually works up there.
• Premium heavyweight cotton, garment-dyed softness
• Front print, built for dark colors
• Unisex fit — size up for a relaxed drape
• Designed and drawn in-house. No borrowed logos, no AI clip-art.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |